Saturday, June 23, 2007

You aren't really a parent if...

  • You think "Ferberize" is something they do to your dry cleaning.
  • You've never drunk apple juice from a sippy cup.
  • You finish an entire conversation without forgetting what you were talking about.
  • You suspect "Onesie" might be the latest grunge band.
  • Your purse isn't full of Cheerios.
  • You have to put your latte down to get a baby buckled into their car seat.

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