Is everyone in the whole world related?

Jackson asked me this question this morning. "No, we're not all related.", I answered.

He replies, "well, I think we are, because all of the begaps."

"What's the begaps?"

"You know, in the bible, so-in-so begapped so-in-so, and then they begapped so-in-so."

"Yes, Jackson, you're right, we're all related."