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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Myers Children Top Ten Misconceptions

10. T-bone is not a steak, he’s a dog on PBS Kids

9. Bill Cosby is best known as “Little Bill’s Daddy”

8. The moment you blow out your candles on your 5th birthday cake, you are now “almost 6”

7. PB&J sandwiches and apple slices make mommy the “best cook ever”

6. Winter can last 100 years

5. You’ll be a grown up any day now, but your baby brother will always be a baby

4. Sidewalk chalk is the greatest invention ever

3. String beans are “green fries” and broccoli stalks are “baby trees”

2. Every man in a white coat is named Dr. Scripps and can probably tap dance

And the number one Myers misconception is:

1. “We are the Champions” was written and performed by Chicken Little

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